Fwd: Fw: Garfield On OIL

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From: jack danials <cornmash007@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, Mar 15, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Subject: Fw: Garfield On OIL
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--- On Thu, 3/15/12, P J <shortypres@gmail.com> wrote: From: P J <shortypres@gmail.com> Subject: Garfield On OIL To: "Kelly" <shortypres@gmail.com> Date: Thursday, March 15, 2012, 8:33 AM Subject: Garfield On OIL       GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS  YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!! A lot of  folks can't understand how we came  to  have an oil shortage here in our  country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple  answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We  just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that  is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located  in: ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal   Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Coastal Alabama ~~~~ Coastal Mississippi ~~~~ Coastal Texas ~~~ North  Dakota ~~~ Wyoming ~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania ~~~ And Texas ~~~ Our dipsticks are located  in DC ~~~ Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So.