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Fwd: A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor (OLDIE)

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Subject: Fwd: A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor (OLDIE)
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Date: Wednesday, February 8, 2012, 5:40 AM

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From: TIM <trmschnedr@fuse.net>
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Sent: Wed, Feb 8, 2012 7:34 am
Subject: A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor (OLDIE)

The Governor of California is  jogging with his dog along a nature trail.

A coyote  jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the  Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but  reflects upon the movie "Bambi"
And  then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only  doing what is

2.  He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the  coyote and bills
The  State $200 for testing it for diseases and $500 for  relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet  collects the dead dog and bills the
State  $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes  to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
Diseases  from the coyote and for getting his bite wound  bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6  months while Fish & Game conducts
A  $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of  dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000  in state funds implementing a "Coyote
Awareness  program" for residents of the area.

7. The State  Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better  treat
Rabies  and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout  the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is  fired for not stopping the attack. The
State  spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with  additional special
Training  re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the  coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit  against
The  State.

The Governor of  Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature  trail.

1. The Governor shoots the  coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps
Jogging.  The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point  cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead  coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is  broke and Texas is not.