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jack danials <cornmash007@yahoo.com> Date: Wed, Dec 28, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Subject: Fw: Father God's recall notice
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From: sam arness <arnmas@yahoo.com>
Subject: Father God's recall notice
To: support@desktoprevealer.net
Date: Tuesday, December 27, 2011, 7:49 PM
-------- Original Message -------- | Subject: | Fw: recall notice | | Date: | Sun, 25 Dec 2011 07:41:37 -0800 (PST) | | From: | Ron Loncar <ronloncar2@yahoo.com> |
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This is totally amazing. Be sure to read it. Talk about clever and to the point! Never heard it put quite like this before RECALL NOTICE: The Maker (Father God) of all living flesh and blood men and women is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been identified as "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N, as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is:
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the living flesh and blood men and women without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the living flesh and blood men and women being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The living flesh and blood men and women not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
- Father God
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!
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